Sachiko Nogitsune (akomachi) wrote in joke_of_the_day,
Sachiko Nogitsune
akomachi
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..We're going to dance through the night , I want to reach for the stars..

Have you heard they're using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories these days? There are three reasons for this:
1. Lawyers reproduce faster.
2. The scientists don't get attached to the lawyers.
3. A lawyer will do things a rat wouldn't even consider.
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